Saturday, August 14, 2010

Saturday Sillies- Homeschool Edition

I saw a funny video on youtube this week with this title:

You might be a homeschooler if...

Since I didn't like the music to which the video was set, I just copied the funnies.  I laughed on just about all of them whether they were true or not!  Since I'm not sure exactly how to correctly give credit here, I'll just say the video was posted by liveoutloud247.  Ready?

You might be homeschooler if...

You come to school in your pajamas

Your biology lab consists of assisting in your sibling’s birth

Your stack of books to check out at the library are taller than the librarian

Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around

Your school bus is a 12 passenger van

You consider schoolwork after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment

Your father has ever told the cashier at Wal-mart, “We’re on a field trip”

Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk

Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin

You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before you can start school

The signatures on your diploma all have the same last name

Everybody else in the world is referred to as “non-homies”

Your first real date is on your honeymoon

The word “homework” sounds like a foreign language

Your yearbook is also your baby book

A snow day means you shovel the driveway after you finish your schoolwork

You enjoy the pastime of watching the public school kids walk home from the bus stop

You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet

Health class consists of eating breakfast

You have to decide what year you want to graduate

Your teacher can kiss your principal and no one thinks it’s unusual

You get to school and your teacher asks if you finished your chores

Your dress code is “No nudity allowed”

You don’t own a TV

You are firmly convinced that high school causes brain damage

You sleep until 9:30 on weekdays, but wake up at 6:30 on Sundays

You have more siblings than you do sweaters

Your favorite author is Jane Austen, G.K. Chesterson, or P.G. Wodehouse

You have ever suffered through Saxon Math

You taunt high-schooled friends during finals week

You spend more than 2 hours a day reading and writing…voluntarily

You regularly utilize words like: malingering, tedious, and indubitably

Shop class includes watching your older brother fix his car

You don’t know what cafeteria food tastes like

Your parents spend more money on schoolbooks than school clothes

You’ve never forgotten the combination to your locker

Your teacher frequently takes a nap during class


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